We went to Universal Studios cuz the homie Hikaru was in town. Thank goodness Tina K got us all Front Of The Line passes cuz as it turns out, we picked the busiest day of the year, 40,000 people? The only thing u couldn’t use the pass for was the bathrooms and food lines, but it werked out perfect for everything else. It was a beautiful day except that X-mas was done, but they were rocking X-mas music as if to torture a mutha fucker, arghhhhhhhhhhhhh humbug!!!!!!!!!!!! We whizzed through all the lines, getting stink eye from everyone who didn’t get vip passes that had to stand for 2 hours or more for some rides. I didn’t look any of them in the eye, I didn’t want them to kill our stoke. The longest wait for us was maybe 3 min? The ride of all rides was Krustyland! The ultimate cartoon adventure; they fucking killed it! It was like u forgot where u were for a second and actually were in the Simpsons cartoon! It was insane! They redid the King Kong attraction and gave it a fucking facelift. No more animatronic ape. They went fully surround 3d experience. It was as if u were in the middle of the jungle brawl!
not one of the best attractions, but kinda amusing none-the-less
they made Hikaru feel at home with the signage…..
Oh shit, Jaws, hahahahahaa
War of the worlds!
After the ladies conquered Mummy we went fo’ some Umami!